TGIF :-/ 200107

Hi Friday peops
Gloomy news, Dicky news and 'MUST SEE' Television viewing news!!
I'll get the gloomy news out of the way first. We're all a bit sad cos my Auntie Joyce (dad's sister) died this week - a blessing really cos she's had loads of mini strokes which made her into a moany ol' bugger! We'll remember her for the fun family get togethers we used to have up in Bromsgrove when my dad's cousin Cath was still alive too - and we'd have a real laugh! My poor ol' scouser Uncle Bob is pretty cut up - but has been whisked off to my cousin's incognito address (and phone-wise due to her errant son's wayward activities), and luckily has had already arranged for him to sell his house and split the profit between her and her sis - who is eagerly waiting the windfall in New Zealand apparently - happy families eh!
So, moving swiftly on..... the net is apparently closing in on my naughty video caller - yes - I've nicknamed him 'Mobi' Dick' for obvious reasons :-)
Picture two policeman - one of them 'Bytheway' if you remember... and a pretty cute ginger one who was there I think to chaperone and protect him by the way....asking me all sorts of questions to get more details... but after a few faux pas comments from me like "It must be really hard to do it..." meaning technically of course...and commenting on the "lengths he is going to ...." to send me pics of his willy, the cute ginger one was not doing very well suppressing his giggle - and so it went on... and it got worse when I asked if they wanted another cup of tea and cutie asked for a cold drink - squash or something he said - and when I went to the kitchen - and he followed - all I'd got in the way of squash was ginger!!! He declined saying it would be like cannibalism!! But joking aside, as mom pointed out, at least it is all coming to a climax - yes - honestly - that's what she said! Anyway he wont be a free willy for much longer hopefully.....
Remember I told you about my mom's chav neighbours kids trying to knock the new gorgeous railings mom and dad have had put in at the front, well I thought I'd let you know that the violent storms of yesterday blew down all of their back garden fence - oh dear what a shame..... and PC Bytheway had been dealing with my mom's ASBO problems too.... bless we're keeping him busy....
Finally, remember BBC's Midsummer Night's Dream in 2005 - with Johnny Vegas as Bottom and my friend Maggie's daughter Michelle Bonnard as the beautiful Helena - well Michelle is in a new drama next week on BBC1 starting Jan 23 called Five days - it is on every night at 9pm from Jan 23rd - and also has Sarah Smart (who is fab) and Hugh Bonneville and Edward Woodward! She plays a police press officer - Defne Topcu ("Tops") - anyway it's apparently "gripping" and in my humble opinion a darn sight better than the Big Brother sad trash that is being pumped out at the moment - so I'll be there. Do a Google for 'Michelle Bonnard' + Five days!
Happy Birthday for Monday Sharpie - it's your 40th isn't it?
Have a fab weekend folks - I'm off to windswept Cannock Chase to be blown inside out again!