I'm a .... get me outta here....

Yo Friday peops

Not going to mention my (I think it’s becoming annual?) sad “I’m a…. get me outta here” people watching in the jungle – because I know some of you consider it tasteless and banal, however I’m finding the characters soooooo fascinating – the loud mouth wannabees – who you initially hate but come to love and respect because they speak their minds and are open and honest, however seemingly politically incorrect, then there are the sinister crafty gits who load the gun for someone else to fire the bullets – and why are they always short, fat, ugly and weird ;-) ? Then there are the quiet young ones, who are just watching bemused by it all – and hoping they don’t become like the older pillocks…………… anyway enough about work – has anyone been watching Ant & Dec? :-D

Don’t I just know it’s a full moon week – people are all over the shop /weather is all over the shop – 4” of snow last weekend (see pics of my garding... aaaaahhhhh :-),





then the freezing weather burst Hillarie’s pipes – well not Hillarie’s as such – just a big 43” water main - she and her posh neighbours in Edgbaaaarston had “A river runs through it” moment – and indeed there was a short film made – ..... and Hils and her sis who was visiting only knew they were under water when their mom phoned to ask what was happening as she’d seen it on the news! Bless! Follow the link so you can see one of the proud neighbours posing – apparently Hils says if we get down there fast this weekend there is loads of gravel for the taking!

Humungus thanks to Numpty, Sarah B, mommy, Stella, Claire W & Margaret (wow the babysitting sounded exciting!) for the wine/counselling and reality check e-mails/phone calls this week – am off now to watch reality TV jungle – though (yes H') I think it’s all a fix this year - and then am heading off for a ramble with Gazza this weekend in Gloucester – on a steam train – where, believe me – I’ll be letting some off!

Bye for now – few personal messages - cos I can’t be arsed to phone you – well done to Sarah B for escaping down the tunnel to a new workplace that treats you like gold dust – long may it continue…. Well done Charlie for getting a promo – remember me when you need a Band 5 PA, hello Kiwis – a parcel is on it’s way – which may not get through customs due to the description on the label - let’s see eh? Herty boy – are you ok – I’ve missed you? Loose and Manda – see you Tuesday at Cheeky Monkey – Clive? Jane – see you at Jam House Thursday J with Roy Wood. Andy – did you & Bex beat the weather in Wales? Ndaba – you down the mine and out of range or something?

It’s nearly the weekend – get me outta here….

Have a fab one folks :-)

Kimmie x

Thought I’d share this Blog chat I received from Paul Foot’s site (link on my Facebook profile):

Strapped for cash? Got a child?

Then register for child benefit.Simply hand over your banking details to your local benefit (fraud) office to receive the money.

Please do not read the following small print, if you value your health:

1. You understand that your personal details will be held on a secure government computer and will not be read by junior civil servants, asthey’ll be using the computer mainly for Facebook and video games.

2. You warrant that, if the data is transferred, it will be placed in a secure Jiffy bag, marked “Sensitive information relating to half the UK population – do not steal.” Also, valuable taxpayers’ money will be saved by not sending the package by registered post.

3. You agree to your personal details and those of your children being shared with other government departments; as well as Kevin the dodgy courier, Thelma Thief and Paddy Pervert.

4. If your details should go missing, you will help the Government look for the disc down the back of the sofa, in lay-bys and amongst your associates in the criminal underworld.