Hallowe'en trick or treat revenge :-O

Hi Friday peops

Busy week for the ASBOs eh? I loved the look on their :-O Hallowe'en ‘scream masks’ when they came knocking on my door – and I laughed like a hyena and helped myself out of their ‘treat bag’ – bet that was a first for them – well, I’d had a bad day at work and needed chocolate!

I have decided that this week the message I have received loud and clear is that being politically incorrect is the new ‘correct’ – Jeremy Clarkson won a TV award this week – and let’s face it he’s brilliantly ‘Un-PC’, and I think I started my new movement after Tuesday’s comedy club where Pat kindly lent me Clive again for the night and there was a brilliant comedian called Rudi Lickwood – look out for him – he was well good man – wicked smile – gappy toothed giggly Eddie Murphy look – but much funnier than him - and some wickedly contentious topics – which always go down well with the discerning crowd at Cheeky Monkey. Go to this MySpace link for a quick peek.

I’m off to Acton Trussell tomorrow – because I can :-)
Happy weekend folks

Kimmie x

Found these on JDR’s Liff Collection (follow link) – see Acton Trussell :-)


Introduction;- The basic idea behind the “Meaning of Liff” books, by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd, was to use place-names as the basis of dictionary-style definitions that describe objects or situations that had previously had no name. Adams et al used place names from all over the world, I’ve only used British ones so far.

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Aberlemno (n.) The little shelf on a Wimbledon umpire's stepladder used for holding soft drinks.
Abernant (vb.) Absolutely refusing to admit that it was you who was seen on holiday in Rhyl.
Abertillery (n.) Highly unsuccessful medieval Welsh military machines which fired high-velocity leeks and entirely failed to bring down the walls of Caernarfon castle.
Acharacle (n.) The sound of someone having a really good scratch.
Achnacloich (vb.) A panic-stricken lunge to knock off the spider that has just been spotted in the Achnaha (q.v.).
Achnagarron (n.) The feeling of horror upon realising that the Achnacloich (q.v.) has only succeeded in sending the spider scurrying for cover into your nether-garments.
Achnaha (vb.) To suddenly notice the large hairy spider that has been crawling up your leg or constructing a web between your knees.
Acton Trussel (n. archaic) A close friend to whom a Knight bound for the Crusades would entrust the keys to his wife's chastity belt. A large percentage of the British population are thought to be direct descendents of Acton Trussels.
Adbolton (n.) A patch that you have to download from the Internet in order to make a program actually do what it said it would do on the box.