Men in subs and bum biting 40 somethings

Hi Folks

Bit late - sorry - were you worried you hadn't heard? Were you heck as like? I was poorly bad on Friday and frenetic (a word I've enjoyed using this week) trying to finish Sue's 40th cake off despite my ailing body! So, feeling better I thought I would catch you up on things - cos I know you're all dying to know.

Last weekend I went to see Numpty (& Dave) who is getting back to her old self gradually, thank goodness. We had a great weekend - they spoiled me rotten to say thank you for 'being there' - took me to a posh pub/restaurant - Queens Head in Stoke Pound - linen napkins - the lot!! Seriously though I have never tasted such exquisite pork - I had one of those Sharon Stone moments :-P

I, in turn was my usual thoughtful self and took a bunch of ornamental cabbages (now she's been down that road - sort of symbolic I thought...) and a carefully chosen card - nuff said.....
My new PC is up and running thanks to the lovely Rowan - who popped round with his gorgeous wife Nicky - he is now sorting me out remotely - how modern is that! It's great having your own personal IT consultant on hand - who (with permission of course!) can take over your mouse and came on my home PC - and sorted me out without having to leave his house?!

Am still chatting (virtually) with my submariner - and yes I've heard all the jokes now - and thought I would post a picture so you can have a look at how gorgeous I was back in 1984 :-D

Yesterday, went on a great walk round Staunton Harold - that's a place not a fat bloke called Harold - and finished off at the Melbourne Arms for a gorgeous curry - thanks Gary!

Then, after spending 6 hours over the course of the week, despite feeling crook, presented Sue's candle lit caricature cake for her 40th, and she kindly thanked me by pointing out that her eyes are in fact green - so the cake was in fact flawed. I offered to poke them out for her, and I don't mean the bloody cake!! It gave me great pleasure when Gary bit her bum - after he'd enjoyed sucking on her finger! (... shame it was only the cake.....!!)

Hope your week is good

Kimmie x

Growing Old

There is this guy who really takes care of his body, he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body. he noticed that he is really sun-tanned all over, except his penis, and he decides to do something about it. He goes to the beach, strips completely and buries himself in the sand, except for his penis sticking out of the sand.

Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says "There is no justice in this world".

The other lady says, "What do you mean?"

The first lady says, "Look at that". When I was 10 Years old I was afraid of it. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild!