Hi Friday peops,
Last weekend's bimble in Newnham was lovely - only got slightly damp - but it was warm so we didn't mind the good ol' 4 seasons in one day weather. Gorgeous views over the Severn Estuary - so I'll get a pic up here later.
Monday - I had an appointment at the Dental Hospital - and in my inimitable blonde style - when I eventually found the place, hidden in the back of beyond in Birmingham, I waltzed in and asked for the 'reincarnation clinic' at the reception desk - luckily the blonde receptionist knew I meant 'restoration' - so off I toddled.....anyway it turns out I have a phenomenal over-bite... and very interesting wearing down of my bottom deck and might end up with a 'Toyah Wilcox' lisp - which I'm thinking will be my only redeeming feminine feature, so something to look forward to? The acid environment is apparently wearing my teeth down... there's a whole list of things that can cause it, even the dentist suppressed a giggle when she listed them...... bullimia and vomiting....."Yo Tubs".....I don't think so......mind you, I was pretty gobsmacked at thje stuff that can erode your teeth - I mean we all know about coke - but did you know about herbal teas?
Then...the most embarrassing moment was when she asked me to slide my jaw forward... and I asked which one - top or bottom?
OK.........Go on.....try it
Yes - your top 'jaw' doesn't move cos it's attached to your skull.................I knew that...............
Had a bad hair week - though have managed to hide much of the day after a rather silly blonde moment well.............. actually I'm not blonde any more - I put the colour on and got into e-mailing and bantering on MSN.....lost track of time and resemble Morticia at the moment - so am spending as much time as poss in sunlight to try and lighten it!
I'm off into the hills of Derby on Sunday and will be wearing a large hat to hide my embarrassment - mind you Charlie I am looking more witchy....
The week has ended pooh like....I'm feeling old.... I've now reached that stage where my Vitamin supplements didn't fit through my letter box.. I wish I'd taken a photo... it's bad enough when they leave your fat old telephone directory propped up your front door - but it's not the sort of thing you want to come home to on a Friday when you're getting into weekend mode....alas the neighbours know my secret is out about how I stay looking so young....it's all those ginseng related pseudo Botox brick size vitamin supplements piled up to the letter box.... ;-)
............... Mind you I've managed to fool the neighbours on the business over them being concerned about how much alcohol I'm consuming - the buggers were counting my recycled bottles.... and wagging their fingers, so I've taken heed...........yes - I've started getting those cardboard cartons..hopefully they aren't sad enough to go though my paper recycling....
Fab news this week - Issie has a new job starting in the new term in September - and Alex is testing very expensive bows for her violin - I was gobsmacked at the price of those things - special mention next week for anyone guessing the cost - to the nearest thousand........
Hope you all have a lovely weekend
Kimmie x
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