Hi Friday peops
Just another normal week for me……
Sadly, my ‘Nigella’ moment has come to a temporary end…. Gerry & Jane were pleased with their wedding-cum-moving house cake – complete with gyrocopter – and 3 horses on top! See pics… so normal service is resumed – whatever ‘normal’ is for me :-)…..
Normal for me… is that my naughty video caller has been found – and arrested – and is (in police speak…) allegedly worried about how to tell his girlfriend that he lives with that he has been sending pictures of his willy to someone old enough to be his mother… methinks if girlfriend has half a brain – she will return him, lock stock and non-smoking barrel - to his mother – after having tied said willy in a very tight knot. Me…. I’m waiting for Manda to post some lamb tail trimmers from New Zealand in case I’m summoned to Court to give evidence. I am still waiting to be asked to an identity parade ;-) Mind you, while I try and make light, it still rankles and worries me a bit!
Jax – hoping to see Phil Collins tribute band – but he was poorly – and had morphed into a five (or more?) piece rock n roll band – who were still fab…boppable to…& fancy this???? I learned that Ray’s nephew Gary works at our place – and in fact my rather naughty spermatozoan earrings that I was wearing the very same evening were bought off Gary – he has an earring sideline – we all have sidelines in the NHS – it’s what pays our real wages…but hey, what a small world eh?.. not the sperm - I mean Gary….mind you….. AND I was treated not only to waking up to a waterfall in their back garden, but Jax cooked up a fab breakfast – for those who need the address of this hotel in the picturesque and peaceful Compton, get in touch and I’ll send you the details :-)Normal for me… is that Peter, my ‘Hot Stuff’ fire breathing Occupational Therapist has been providing a personal OT service for me all week – free of charge – I spent a day in his garage, helping him with his invention – cos he needed a car to test it out on – he only has a big throbbing thing – an ex BMW police bike - so in true Wallace & Gromit style (me being Gromit – the brains behind it all), can’t give too much away as I might have to shoot you – or eat the plans – we ended up raiding dad’s shed and creating a prototype using my little pink thing. I also went along to a ‘Yes’ group with him last night – how could I say no? and had a nice therapeutic moment with empowering positive minded people – and what I learned is that I’m OK… despite working for the NHS :-)
Just another normal week for me……
Sadly, my ‘Nigella’ moment has come to a temporary end…. Gerry & Jane were pleased with their wedding-cum-moving house cake – complete with gyrocopter – and 3 horses on top! See pics… so normal service is resumed – whatever ‘normal’ is for me :-)…..
Normal for me… is that my naughty video caller has been found – and arrested – and is (in police speak…) allegedly worried about how to tell his girlfriend that he lives with that he has been sending pictures of his willy to someone old enough to be his mother… methinks if girlfriend has half a brain – she will return him, lock stock and non-smoking barrel - to his mother – after having tied said willy in a very tight knot. Me…. I’m waiting for Manda to post some lamb tail trimmers from New Zealand in case I’m summoned to Court to give evidence. I am still waiting to be asked to an identity parade ;-) Mind you, while I try and make light, it still rankles and worries me a bit!
Jax – hoping to see Phil Collins tribute band – but he was poorly – and had morphed into a five (or more?) piece rock n roll band – who were still fab…boppable to…& fancy this???? I learned that Ray’s nephew Gary works at our place – and in fact my rather naughty spermatozoan earrings that I was wearing the very same evening were bought off Gary – he has an earring sideline – we all have sidelines in the NHS – it’s what pays our real wages…but hey, what a small world eh?.. not the sperm - I mean Gary….mind you….. AND I was treated not only to waking up to a waterfall in their back garden, but Jax cooked up a fab breakfast – for those who need the address of this hotel in the picturesque and peaceful Compton, get in touch and I’ll send you the details :-)Normal for me… is that Peter, my ‘Hot Stuff’ fire breathing Occupational Therapist has been providing a personal OT service for me all week – free of charge – I spent a day in his garage, helping him with his invention – cos he needed a car to test it out on – he only has a big throbbing thing – an ex BMW police bike - so in true Wallace & Gromit style (me being Gromit – the brains behind it all), can’t give too much away as I might have to shoot you – or eat the plans – we ended up raiding dad’s shed and creating a prototype using my little pink thing. I also went along to a ‘Yes’ group with him last night – how could I say no? and had a nice therapeutic moment with empowering positive minded people – and what I learned is that I’m OK… despite working for the NHS :-)
They have let me loose in the services too this week – so I have tried to introduce some ‘normality’ there too. I ‘helped’ out with some clinics – and shared my knowledge and experience with these hapless therapists – Heather, can you believe these OT’s drive up and down the motorways every day helping patients all over the West Midlands region and they didn’t even know they must wave at Eddie Stobart lorry drivers – don’t worry I soon put then right!
Have a fab weekend folks :-)
Kimmie x
1 comment:
That cake looks phantastic... you'll have everyone trying to order their cakes from you!
Eva
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